1. Ever ate a mayonnaise sandwich.... 

 

   a. Ever ate a mustard sandwich....

 

Hold up wait! 

LIke Nate Dogg said I didn't say that there was any cold cuts on these sandwiches. 

 

2. Ever ate a sandwich spread sandwich....

 

3. Ever ate a syrup sandwich...

 

4. Ever drank water out of a mayonnaise jar.

 

   a. Ever drank water out of a syrup jar...

 

5. Ever froze batteries in the freezer for later use...

 

6.  Ever had a gold fish and named it Leon after boxer Leon Spinks.

 

7. Was your allowance  the equivalent of pocket change found in the sofa?

 

8. Ever had the urge to say 'if am one of y'all'...touch my so and so...

 

9. Ever had an urge to say 'you're  a liar and the truth ain't in you.'

 

10. Ever turn in pop bottles for the dime deposit...

 

11. Ever watch an episode of "Good Times" and thought it was reality tv...

 

12. Ever wear leg warmers to hide the fact you were wearing floods?

 

13. If you and your  uncle and your aunt are the same age...

 

14. Have the sudden urge at times to say kemo, kimo, spare a spare...

 

15. Ever owned a double belt and when you think no one is looking you try to see if it will still wrap around you twice again.

 

16. Owned a pair of  Chinese baby doll shoes with the red sole.

 

17.  Ever shop at Greenman's Department Store...

 

18. We're you ever afraid of the monster underneath the Ogden Bridge...

 

19. Ever knew someone who was kin to the Jackson, Sylvers or Debarge families...and they were always going to introduce them to you but something always came up...

 

20. Have you ever ate 'scrimp' fried rice?

 

21. Have a 'movie theater purse' that you keep in the trunk of your car for special occasions when you bring a lot of family members to see a movie?

 

22. Ever wear a wig to work and at lunch  time go home and take it off and go back to work and wonder why everyone is staring  at you?

 

23. Ever asked someone for a chance?

 

24. Ever gave someone a chance?

 

25. Ever had the urge to  tell someone that they smell like sheep shit in shallow water?

 

26. Ever buy candy from the candy truck?

 

27. Remember when Leon Isaac and Jayne Kennedy were a power couple?

 

28. Ever gell in love with 'Too Sweet' from Penetentiary not because he was all that but because that's the only thing movie they played on BET along with Aaron Loves Angela?

 

29. Ever dried your clothes on a box fan?

 

30. Ever use  your mom's Cher's 'Half Breed's album to get up the trash when you couldn't find the dust pan?

 

31 Ever purchase or wrote a book called Damn, Candy Man He Ain't All That I Lived Beneath The Candy Lady For Years?

 

32. Growing up your mailbox looked like a Lawyers Firm with all those different last names written on it...

 

33. Ever had a cousin who was suppose to dance on Soul Train when it was still in Chicago, and every show that you missed watching they more than likely were dancing on that one.

 

Congratulations !!!!! if you answered yes to most of these questions....you are a ghetto starter kit. Pat yourself on the butt and do the spank!